11 army guys in just one toilet

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Habba Babba

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Women vs. Men

Women vs Men

All those differences …

• If a girl laughs, she is a jolly fellow.
  If a man laughs, he is manner less.
• If a girl talks too much, she is witty.
  If a man talks too much, he is a chatterbox.
• If a girl loves silence, she is serious.
  If a man loves silence, he is dull.
• If a girl wears a unique dress, she is smart.
  If a man does so, he is a joker.
• If a girl eats too much, she is promoting.
  If a man eats too much, he is a glutton.
• If girls move together, they form a company.
  If men move together, they form a gang.

Here are some telling differences between the gender, in terms of psychological behaviors. (via danielfranklingomez.com)

1. Men grasp a situation as a whole and think globally, while women think locally, relying on details and subtleties.

2. Men are builders and creators. They take risks and experiment, while women select the most valuable knowledge and pass it over to the next generation.

3. Men are more independent in their thoughts and actions, while women are more willing to follow the ideas suggested by others.

4. Women’s self-appraisal is lower than that of men. Women tend to criticize themselves, while men are more satisfied with their own performance.

5. Men and women have different sources of satisfaction. For men it’s career and prosperity, while women value family and kids.

6. Men have a pronounced need to fulfill their goals, and women rank relationships with others first.

7. Men get sick twice as often as women, although women tend to be more concerned about their health.

8. Women endure pain and monotonous work better than men.

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Cumputer women

Angry woman with computer

Which type of woman do you like?

1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER.
2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do anything right, but you can’t live without her.
3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs.
4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun.
5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running.
6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
8. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.
9. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don’t try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.

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Wrong email address

A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to  Florida  to thaw out during a particularly  icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to   coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota  and flew to   Florida  on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband   checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in  Houston , a widow had just returned home from her
husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen, which read:

To: My Loving  Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you’re  surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.  I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.   Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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14 Reasons to Smile

Smile

There are so many reasons to smile, but i will write just about 14.

• Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

• Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

• I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me.

• How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

• A good friend will come to bail you out of jail…but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Wow…that was fun!”

• I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

• When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping,” now I just “chunky dunk.”

• Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

• Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

• Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

• Wouldn’t you know it… Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

• Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

• Bumper sticker of the year: “If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier”

• And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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